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November 7, 2009

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KITTY PORN. Ksenia and I have no recollection of this photo being taken. That’s how far gone we were.

KITTY PORN.

Ksenia and I have no recollection of this photo being taken. That’s how far gone we were.

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I miss kisses from my missus Kss

I miss kisses from my missus Kss

November 4, 2009

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Watching this as a kid, I thought that it was the most bad ass fight scene in the history of ever. Now I just appreciate it’s hilarious anime awfulness with terrible English dubbing and panty shots galore.

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Photo by M. Early Something about this screams “I AM A VERY SOPHISTICATED CRASSY RADY. ME RUB YOU RONG TIME.” Check Blanca from Street Fighter in the upper left-hand corner with the orange wig and chest hair. I ran into a very intoxicated Ken too at this same party and told him I think Ryu is cooler. Thankfully he didn’t Hadouken my face off. Earlier on Halloween night. Meg: “Can you please put that away before we get arrested?” Me: [puts 40oz away in bag] Scene: A Subway in Williamsburg (the one next to the taxi place.) Me: [staring at choices of potato chips in store in need of midnight snacks] Mendeley: [opens the door with a look of incredulity - dropped jaw and bugged out eyes] “What are you doing!? Hurry up the cab is here.” Me: [drops choice of Sunchips from hand back on the shelf and runs out the store] Mendeley: [standing on sidewalk with bevy of attractive babes also going to the same party] Me: [looks at street with no cab in sight] “Where’s the fucking cab you asshole!?” Mendeley: “Don’t call me an asshole!” Me: “Well, if there’s no cab, you’re an asshole!” [Crowd forms for the taxi place because it’s raining. They watch the little tiff and laugh.] Me: “Whatever, I’m going to get my potato chips!” [heads towards the direction of the Subway entrance. Opens the the door as Mendeley yells-] Mendeley: “Look our car is here!” Me: [angrily stomps back] [Taxi drives by] Guy who works for the cabs: “Oh, that one belongs to a different company.” Group: [collective groan of disapproval] Mendeley: “I’m not an asshole.” Me: “Yeah, but everyone else thought it was funny. I guess it’s not every day you have Chun Li’s screaming you’re an asshole out on the streets.” Mendeley: “Yeah, it’s not every day I have Chun Li’s screaming I’m an asshole on the street. That sounds so racist, haha.”

Photo by M. Early

Something about this screams “I AM A VERY SOPHISTICATED CRASSY RADY. ME RUB YOU RONG TIME.”

Check Blanca from Street Fighter in the upper left-hand corner with the orange wig and chest hair. I ran into a very intoxicated Ken too at this same party and told him I think Ryu is cooler. Thankfully he didn’t Hadouken my face off.

Earlier on Halloween night.

Meg: “Can you please put that away before we get arrested?”

Me: [puts 40oz away in bag]

Scene: A Subway in Williamsburg (the one next to the taxi place.)

Me: [staring at choices of potato chips in store in need of midnight snacks]

Mendeley: [opens the door with a look of incredulity - dropped jaw and bugged out eyes] “What are you doing!? Hurry up the cab is here.”

Me: [drops choice of Sunchips from hand back on the shelf and runs out the store]

Mendeley: [standing on sidewalk with bevy of attractive babes also going to the same party]

Me: [looks at street with no cab in sight] “Where’s the fucking cab you asshole!?”

Mendeley: “Don’t call me an asshole!”

Me: “Well, if there’s no cab, you’re an asshole!”

[Crowd forms for the taxi place because it’s raining. They watch the little tiff and laugh.]

Me: “Whatever, I’m going to get my potato chips!” [heads towards the direction of the Subway entrance. Opens the the door as Mendeley yells-]

Mendeley: “Look our car is here!”

Me: [angrily stomps back]

[Taxi drives by]

Guy who works for the cabs: “Oh, that one belongs to a different company.”

Group: [collective groan of disapproval]

Mendeley: “I’m not an asshole.”

Me: “Yeah, but everyone else thought it was funny. I guess it’s not every day you have Chun Li’s screaming you’re an asshole out on the streets.”

Mendeley: “Yeah, it’s not every day I have Chun Li’s screaming I’m an asshole on the street. That sounds so racist, haha.”

November 2, 2009

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November 1, 2009

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Berlinde de Bruyckere, Luca Giordano - We are all Flesh, 2009 Wood, wax, polyester, steel 105 x 110 x 203 cm / 41 3/8 x 43 1/4 x 79 7/8 in Photo: Mike Bruce


Berlinde de Bruyckere, Luca Giordano - We are all Flesh, 2009
Wood, wax, polyester, steel
105 x 110 x 203 cm / 41 3/8 x 43 1/4 x 79 7/8 in
Photo: Mike Bruce

October 31, 2009

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Growing up I watched this show religiously just like Are You Afraid of The Dark. Except this show surpasses the awesomeness of AYAOTD by light-years. Every time I bring up Eerie Indiana in a conversation no one usually knows what I’m talking about and the only people I’ve known who love Eerie Indiana as much as me are overseas in the UK.

It’s like The Twilight Zone “for kids!” - I could sit on a couch watching a marathon of both shows for days.

Aw, Marshall Teller played by Omri Katz was the heartthrob that held the keys to my little 9 year old heart. Look how cute he is! He was such a babe. Sighs and moist panties all around.

He just said “YEAH BABY OH BABY IN MY MOUTH BABY! I’m telling you man ever since I got this retainer I’ve been hearing things.”

DVD Boxset of Eerie Indiana? Yes, pleeeeaaaase!!!

October 28, 2009

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Waking up next to Arv is nice for the sole reason that he can keep his liquor in his bladder during the night… A couple of hours before I took this photo, I fell asleep all by lonesome in Gavin’s guest room. At some ungodly hour I awoke and a dark bearded face was hovering over me. Hi Arv! I know you’re high, argh. So too sleepy to scream at his creepiness, I rolled over to the other side of the bed so he could take a nap, too. The blue pillow in the middle served as a proper barrier, but that wasn’t too necessary considering he’s a bonafide gentleman. Ksenia & I refer to him as “our conservative friend.” His snores woke me up around sunrise so I took a video of it. Kss later came in and laid in the empty space between us. When they left I tried to go back to sleep but at one point Arv jumped on me. I yelled that he elbowed me in the spine and he replied “That wasn’t my elbow, that was my rib. I’m just skinny.” It’s true he and I are in the same weight class. 120 lbs! Eat a burger, dude… even if it haaas to be made with soybeans.

Waking up next to Arv is nice for the sole reason that he can keep his liquor in his bladder during the night…

A couple of hours before I took this photo, I fell asleep all by lonesome in Gavin’s guest room. At some ungodly hour I awoke and a dark bearded face was hovering over me. Hi Arv! I know you’re high, argh. So too sleepy to scream at his creepiness, I rolled over to the other side of the bed so he could take a nap, too. The blue pillow in the middle served as a proper barrier, but that wasn’t too necessary considering he’s a bonafide gentleman. Ksenia & I refer to him as “our conservative friend.”

His snores woke me up around sunrise so I took a video of it. Kss later came in and laid in the empty space between us. When they left I tried to go back to sleep but at one point Arv jumped on me. I yelled that he elbowed me in the spine and he replied “That wasn’t my elbow, that was my rib. I’m just skinny.” It’s true he and I are in the same weight class. 120 lbs! Eat a burger, dude… even if it haaas to be made with soybeans.

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Arv-sessed! Arvind: I wasn’t that drunk me: she said you were puking Arvind: It was ‘cause she woke me up shoving a fucking joint in my face. me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Arvind is typing

Arv-sessed!

Arvind: I wasn’t that drunk

me: she said you were puking

Arvind: It was ‘cause she woke me up shoving a fucking joint in my face.

me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arvind is typing