December 2008
36 posts
hipstertracks:
M83 - Teen Angst
“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman.
You only call her a bitch...”
– Aesop Rock !
Watchdocumentary:
The billionaire heir of Johnson & Johnson, Jamie Johnson, made a little film that gives us a glimpse into the life of his and other disgustingly wealthy beneficiaries like himself’s — “Born Rich.” Certainly fascinating to learn of the problems these super elite kids face due to them having no financial constraints — depression, addiction, daddy issue, among others.
In the film,...
TXT MSG'ING W/ (a no longer) MYSTERY MAN #1
MM: “You’re cherkers now.”
Me: “Cherkers? Sounds like a dogs name. Is my company name still ‘bootycall her!’ ? Hahaha”
MM: “Yeah. Bootycall her is still a thing. Checkers is how I call you now.”
Me: “Fine you’ll be wooky. Wooky [enter his last name that sounds really funny with ‘wooky’]! Omg lol i should be a...
Watch
9 Nine Shane Acker Short Animation
"I WANT KERRI REDD'S JOB" →
HOME FOR THE HOLLADAZE BEST MOM QUOTES 2008
Mom: “They think just because they’re white and I’m asian- they think they have the right to do that to me!?”
Me: “Mom, race has nothing to do with it! They’re just bitches.”
Mom: “Yeah! …WHITE bitches.”
Mom: “STOP EATING YOU’RE GETTING FAT!”
Me: “These are size zero jeans! What size are you!?
Mom: “15??...
TXT MSG'ING WITH MYSTERY MAN #1
???????: "Hey you're cute. Don't think I'm rejecting you. I'd do it in a sec if we weren't working together."
Me: "____? ___? Who is this? All my contacts got deleted... :["
???????: "Hahaha you meet so many guys you don't even know. I'll let you guess."
AHHHH SDFKLJWEIOSDJFH
STORY OF MY LIFE.
Holiday parties = mad numbers from cute boys
Losing phone = counter-productive!!!
FUCK MY LIFE
hipsterrunoff:
SHORE LINEZ
R.KELLY IS A...
listening to "Maria Elena - Nat King Cole" →
tuyo es mi corazon
listening to "Siboney - Xavier Cugat/Connie... →
yo te quiero - yo me muero …por tu amor
listening to "Perfidia - Nat King Cole" →
@haposay11 Francia o Libano? esta pregunta es para mí?
listening to "Swimmers - Broken Social Scene" →
is always getting up late…
listening to "Every Night I Die At Miyagi's -... →
"People think I'm lying all the time! But I...
[Cait (roommate) enters apartment]
Me: "Help me! i've drank 3 bottles of energy drinks, & now i can't sleep..."
Cait: "There was a fire in the subway!"
Me: "What?"
Cait: "On 23rd St. there was a fire! i saw smoke & i didn't know what to do."
Me: "Are you sure it wasn't just smoke from a vent? Maybe you were sleep-deprived and hallucinating?"
Cait: "I saw the fire! I saw the flames!"
Me: "Did you get an MTA worker?"
Cait: "No one was there! So I was calling Alex, and freaking out on the phone about what I should do."
Me: "Did you call the cops?"
Cait: "No. I just went back inside. & then some guy comes up to me & starts accusing me of starting the fire - that's ACROSS THE PLATFORM, like four rails away..."
Me: [laughing uncontrollably]
Cait: "Yeah, he was drunk or something- but the train still came, and then we all got on. I got home real fast, too."
ROBIN SCHWARTZ →
Blackout City by ANAMANAGUCHI
@ THE ALL WEEKEND...
TWILIGHT →
…reading this makes me really want to pick up TWILIGHT for the LOLZ. Kind of like how i decided to start reading Harry Potter just so i can replace the word “wand” with “penis” for the LOLZ.
Q: “That the author is a practicing Mormon is a fact every reviewer has mentioned, although none knows what to do with it,…” -C. Flanagan (The Atlantic)
A:...
Dinner at a Diner
Wes: "After I f*ck, I have to sleep- with the girl on my chest. It's a manly rule."
Me: "You look like the kind of guy who'd be out by 3."
Mike: "Wait, you don't like to hold hands with a girl, but you like to cuddle!?"
Me: [laughing hysterically]
Wes: "...shut the fuck up."
