KITTY PORN.
Ksenia and I have no recollection of this photo being taken. That’s how far gone we were.
I miss kisses from my missus Kss
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![Photo by M. Early
Something about this screams “I AM A VERY SOPHISTICATED CRASSY RADY. ME RUB YOU RONG TIME.”
Check Blanca from Street Fighter in the upper left-hand corner with the orange wig and chest hair. I ran into a very intoxicated Ken too at this same party and told him I think Ryu is cooler. Thankfully he didn’t Hadouken my face off.
Earlier on Halloween night.
Meg: “Can you please put that away before we get arrested?”
Me: [puts 40oz away in bag]
Scene: A Subway in Williamsburg (the one next to the taxi place.)
Me: [staring at choices of potato chips in store in need of midnight snacks]
Mendeley: [opens the door with a look of incredulity - dropped jaw and bugged out eyes] “What are you doing!? Hurry up the cab is here.”
Me: [drops choice of Sunchips from hand back on the shelf and runs out the store]
Mendeley: [standing on sidewalk with bevy of attractive babes also going to the same party]
Me: [looks at street with no cab in sight] “Where’s the fucking cab you asshole!?”
Mendeley: “Don’t call me an asshole!”
Me: “Well, if there’s no cab, you’re an asshole!”
[Crowd forms for the taxi place because it’s raining. They watch the little tiff and laugh.]
Me: “Whatever, I’m going to get my potato chips!” [heads towards the direction of the Subway entrance. Opens the the door as Mendeley yells-]
Mendeley: “Look our car is here!”
Me: [angrily stomps back]
[Taxi drives by]
Guy who works for the cabs: “Oh, that one belongs to a different company.”
Group: [collective groan of disapproval]
Mendeley: “I’m not an asshole.”
Me: “Yeah, but everyone else thought it was funny. I guess it’s not every day you have Chun Li’s screaming you’re an asshole out on the streets.”
Mendeley: “Yeah, it’s not every day I have Chun Li’s screaming I’m an asshole on the street. That sounds so racist, haha.”](http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshuvhauFq1qzrgy3o1_500.jpg)
Photo by M. Early
Something about this screams “I AM A VERY SOPHISTICATED CRASSY RADY. ME RUB YOU RONG TIME.”
Check Blanca from Street Fighter in the upper left-hand corner with the orange wig and chest hair. I ran into a very intoxicated Ken too at this same party and told him I think Ryu is cooler. Thankfully he didn’t Hadouken my face off.
Earlier on Halloween night.
Meg: “Can you please put that away before we get arrested?”
Me: [puts 40oz away in bag]
Scene: A Subway in Williamsburg (the one next to the taxi place.)
Me: [staring at choices of potato chips in store in need of midnight snacks]
Mendeley: [opens the door with a look of incredulity - dropped jaw and bugged out eyes] “What are you doing!? Hurry up the cab is here.”
Me: [drops choice of Sunchips from hand back on the shelf and runs out the store]
Mendeley: [standing on sidewalk with bevy of attractive babes also going to the same party]
Me: [looks at street with no cab in sight] “Where’s the fucking cab you asshole!?”
Mendeley: “Don’t call me an asshole!”
Me: “Well, if there’s no cab, you’re an asshole!”
[Crowd forms for the taxi place because it’s raining. They watch the little tiff and laugh.]
Me: “Whatever, I’m going to get my potato chips!” [heads towards the direction of the Subway entrance. Opens the the door as Mendeley yells-]
Mendeley: “Look our car is here!”
Me: [angrily stomps back]
[Taxi drives by]
Guy who works for the cabs: “Oh, that one belongs to a different company.”
Group: [collective groan of disapproval]
Mendeley: “I’m not an asshole.”
Me: “Yeah, but everyone else thought it was funny. I guess it’s not every day you have Chun Li’s screaming you’re an asshole out on the streets.”
Mendeley: “Yeah, it’s not every day I have Chun Li’s screaming I’m an asshole on the street. That sounds so racist, haha.”
Berlinde de Bruyckere, Luca Giordano - We are all Flesh, 2009
Wood, wax, polyester, steel
105 x 110 x 203 cm / 41 3/8 x 43 1/4 x 79 7/8 in
Photo: Mike Bruce
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Waking up next to Arv is nice for the sole reason that he can keep his liquor in his bladder during the night…
A couple of hours before I took this photo, I fell asleep all by lonesome in Gavin’s guest room. At some ungodly hour I awoke and a dark bearded face was hovering over me. Hi Arv! I know you’re high, argh. So too sleepy to scream at his creepiness, I rolled over to the other side of the bed so he could take a nap, too. The blue pillow in the middle served as a proper barrier, but that wasn’t too necessary considering he’s a bonafide gentleman. Ksenia & I refer to him as “our conservative friend.”
His snores woke me up around sunrise so I took a video of it. Kss later came in and laid in the empty space between us. When they left I tried to go back to sleep but at one point Arv jumped on me. I yelled that he elbowed me in the spine and he replied “That wasn’t my elbow, that was my rib. I’m just skinny.” It’s true he and I are in the same weight class. 120 lbs! Eat a burger, dude… even if it haaas to be made with soybeans.
Arv-sessed!
Arvind: I wasn’t that drunk
me: she said you were puking
Arvind: It was ‘cause she woke me up shoving a fucking joint in my face.
me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Arvind is typing