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KITTY PORN. Ksenia and I have no recollection of this photo...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:08:00 -0500

KITTY PORN.

Ksenia and I have no recollection of this photo being taken. That’s how far gone we were.

I miss kisses from my missus Kss

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:05:29 -0500

I miss kisses from my missus Kss

Watching this as a kid, I thought that it was the most bad ass...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:03:00 -0500

Watching this as a kid, I thought that it was the most bad ass fight scene in the history of ever. Now I just appreciate it’s hilarious anime awfulness with terrible English dubbing and panty shots galore.

Photo by M. Early Something about this screams “I AM A...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:26:35 -0500

Photo by M. Early

Something about this screams “I AM A VERY SOPHISTICATED CRASSY RADY. ME RUB YOU RONG TIME.”

Check Blanca from Street Fighter in the upper left-hand corner with the orange wig and chest hair. I ran into a very intoxicated Ken too at this same party and told him I think Ryu is cooler. Thankfully he didn’t Hadouken my face off.

Earlier on Halloween night.

Meg: “Can you please put that away before we get arrested?”

Me: [puts 40oz away in bag]

Scene: A Subway in Williamsburg (the one next to the taxi place.)

Me: [staring at choices of potato chips in store in need of midnight snacks]

Mendeley: [opens the door with a look of incredulity - dropped jaw and bugged out eyes] “What are you doing!? Hurry up the cab is here.”

Me: [drops choice of Sunchips from hand back on the shelf and runs out the store]

Mendeley: [standing on sidewalk with bevy of attractive babes also going to the same party]

Me: [looks at street with no cab in sight] “Where’s the fucking cab you asshole!?”

Mendeley: “Don’t call me an asshole!”

Me: “Well, if there’s no cab, you’re an asshole!”

[Crowd forms for the taxi place because it’s raining. They watch the little tiff and laugh.]

Me: “Whatever, I’m going to get my potato chips!” [heads towards the direction of the Subway entrance. Opens the the door as Mendeley yells-]

Mendeley: “Look our car is here!”

Me: [angrily stomps back]

[Taxi drives by]

Guy who works for the cabs: “Oh, that one belongs to a different company.”

Group: [collective groan of disapproval]

Mendeley: “I’m not an asshole.”

Me: “Yeah, but everyone else thought it was funny. I guess it’s not every day you have Chun Li’s screaming you’re an asshole out on the streets.”

Mendeley: “Yeah, it’s not every day I have Chun Li’s screaming I’m an asshole on the street. That sounds so racist, haha.”

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:21:41 -0500

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Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:20:24 -0500

Berlinde de Bruyckere, Luca Giordano - We are all Flesh, 2009...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:47:00 -0400

Berlinde de Bruyckere, Luca Giordano - We are all Flesh, 2009
Wood, wax, polyester, steel
105 x 110 x 203 cm / 41 3/8 x 43 1/4 x 79 7/8 in
Photo: Mike Bruce

Growing up I watched this show religiously just like Are You...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Growing up I watched this show religiously just like Are You Afraid of The Dark. Except this show surpasses the awesomeness of AYAOTD by light-years. Every time I bring up Eerie Indiana in a conversation no one usually knows what I’m talking about and the only people I’ve known who love Eerie Indiana as much as me are overseas in the UK.

It’s like The Twilight Zone “for kids!” - I could sit on a couch watching a marathon of both shows for days.

Aw, Marshall Teller played by Omri Katz was the heartthrob that held the keys to my little 9 year old heart. Look how cute he is! He was such a babe. Sighs and moist panties all around.

He just said “YEAH BABY OH BABY IN MY MOUTH BABY! I’m telling you man ever since I got this retainer I’ve been hearing things.”

DVD Boxset of Eerie Indiana? Yes, pleeeeaaaase!!!

Waking up next to Arv is nice for the sole reason that he can...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:50:00 -0400

Waking up next to Arv is nice for the sole reason that he can keep his liquor in his bladder during the night…

A couple of hours before I took this photo, I fell asleep all by lonesome in Gavin’s guest room. At some ungodly hour I awoke and a dark bearded face was hovering over me. Hi Arv! I know you’re high, argh. So too sleepy to scream at his creepiness, I rolled over to the other side of the bed so he could take a nap, too. The blue pillow in the middle served as a proper barrier, but that wasn’t too necessary considering he’s a bonafide gentleman. Ksenia & I refer to him as “our conservative friend.”

His snores woke me up around sunrise so I took a video of it. Kss later came in and laid in the empty space between us. When they left I tried to go back to sleep but at one point Arv jumped on me. I yelled that he elbowed me in the spine and he replied “That wasn’t my elbow, that was my rib. I’m just skinny.” It’s true he and I are in the same weight class. 120 lbs! Eat a burger, dude… even if it haaas to be made with soybeans.

Arv-sessed! Arvind: I wasn’t that drunk me: she said you...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:59:00 -0400

Arv-sessed!

Arvind: I wasn’t that drunk

me: she said you were puking

Arvind: It was ‘cause she woke me up shoving a fucking joint in my face.

me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Arvind is typing

A drunken sketch from a Street Carnage meeting back in July. I...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:26:00 -0400

A drunken sketch from a Street Carnage meeting back in July.
I inadvertently made Gavin look like Van Gogh (can’t erase pens) and Beckles looks crazy but that’s okay because he really is (in the best possible way)! Derrick said he liked how it looks like Gavin’s yelling at him. It’s tough to draw people when they’re talking the whole time.

At one point Gavin asked me if I was taking secret spy notes since I had the notebook under the table most of the time. There was little light under there so I couldn’t really see but it makes me uncomfortable when people watch me doodling so I try to hide it when I can.

(Note the tasteful scotch tape holding my book together.)

“Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep. MEEEEEP!”...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:36:00 -0400

“Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep. MEEEEEP!” -hahaha Gavin McInnes!
(Watch his heartfelt reaction to the injustices committed by the American Mustache Institute.)

This is Brett reading me an excerpt from In Cold Blood, one of...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:11:21 -0400

This is Brett reading me an excerpt from In Cold Blood, one of his favorite books.
I brought over the film version from 1967 to watch on his projector and it was pretty good.
“We are living proof that crime DOES pay.”

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Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:44:09 -0400

I feel really faint and it’s not because I just woke up...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:08:00 -0400

I feel really faint and it’s not because I just woke up because I did that like an hour ago. (or because of a hangover since I’ve been sober for the past three nights…)
All this blood is unreal and now I’m googling whether or not I should see a doctor. FML. So far the internet answers are telling me ”Maaaybe? But you should be fine.” - I’m confused. Ok if I randomly pass out then I suppose I’ll go to the hospital.

My hands are shaky I can’t keep them still. Actually it’s just my right hand my left is fine. Is that some sign of a stroke or something? What? I’m at Brett’s now and I told him if he hears a loud sound it’s probably my body hitting the floor.

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Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:59:00 -0400

The Pictorial Arts: Visions and Vagaries This pulp...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:50:00 -0400

The Pictorial Arts: Visions and Vagaries

This pulp illustration by Lawrence Stern Stevens is for the Ray Bradbury story Homecoming, from Famous Fantastic Mysteries, December of 1952, and is one of my favorites. The sky-clad witch is a vision unto herself.

i lost my mind. 49 seconds of pure goregasmic bliss!!!

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:14:05 -0400

i lost my mind.

49 seconds of pure goregasmic bliss!!!

i lost my dignity!?!?! (but honestly, that was long gone years...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:23:06 -0400

i lost my dignity!?!?!

(but honestly, that was long gone years ago…)
& from what I remember my life was 10x more boring when that was around.

i lost my hat.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:12:49 -0400

i lost my hat.